Jaj: Tumne Jhut Bolne Ki Koshish Ki Hai Tumhen Iski Bhi Saja Milegi Pathan: Bilkul Galat! Vakil Ke Hote Hue Mujhe Kya Jarurat Hai Jhut Bolne Ki A
Mastarji: Mahan Vahi Hai Jo Har Vakt Dusaron Ke Madad Kare! . . . . Pappu: Par Sar Pariksha Ke Vakt Na Aap Khud Mahan Hote Hain Na Hamen Hone Dete Hain!
Banta: Ye Arrange Marriage Men Talak Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Santa: Yaar Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahin Kar Saka Vo Sala Talaak Kya Khak Lega
Santa: Yaar Yah Surendar Hamesha Kadki Men Rahata Hai Iske Paas Kabhi Paise Nahin Hote Banta: Kyon Kya Vo Tumse Paise Mangta Hai? Santa: Nahin Yaar Jab Bhi Main Magta Hu To Mana Kar Deta Hai
AryaBhatt, great mathematician and astronomer revealed the secret of Eclipse. AliaBhatt: Eclipse... what Eclispe? Nonsense, Sabke 2 Lips Hote Hein!
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai... . . . . . . . Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?